Brand name failure

As regular readers of this blog know, my Dear Husband is a wonderful - and VERY warped - man.  After nearly 30 years together, we share the same unfortunate sense of humor.  So today, while we were in the grocery store he pointed to something in a frozen food case and declared that he did not want that.

I asked him to point out exactly what he meant, and then I completely understood:

Get this box to the lab, stat!!

I waited for the guys in blue booties and latex gloves to show up, but they never did.